Um...?

Have you ever been out at a bar, a restaurant, the movies--hell...ANYWHERE and found yourself staring at an individual, not because of their amazing beauty or unique qualities, but because you just...don't...get it? I will be the first to admit that I lack the style and fashion sense of most here in this incredibly trendy city, but seriously people, get a clue. This guy can't possibly think what he's doing is acceptable, let alone something he should actually want to wear.

Check it out from the front:

If this guy's packin anything at all "down there," it's gaspin' for air and struggling for a way out. Boo to dudes who keep their peckers in denim shrinkwrap.